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Message #99 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Robert Jones Rob Reed   Re: Drunken chicken 4/22/03, 9:15pm >I told some friends of mine about this recipe and they tried >it but they complained that the can kept falling over! Have they tried to tell the chicken to kegel? -------------------------------------------------------- "Treat the Earth not as if it was given to you by your parents, but as if it was lent to you by your children." - Kenyan Proverb "The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that do not have it." - George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #99 • Back to Topics

Message #100 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Rob Reed BBlast Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 4:02am >>I told some friends of mine about this recipe and they tried >>it but they complained that the can kept falling over! > >Have they tried to tell the chicken to kegel? I made this dish last night. Worked great..chicken was very cooperative. -------------------------------------------------------- "All human arrogance and ego can be expressed in two words. 'You Should'. " - Eat at BBlast's - - Home of the California Brisket Sandwich! www.signatureclaims.net -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #100 • Back to Topics

Message #101 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Rob Reed murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 2:33pm >>I told some friends of mine about this recipe and they tried >>it but they complained that the can kept falling over! > >Have they tried to tell the chicken to kegel? Hahahahahaha! You are sooooooooo bad! -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #101 • Back to Topics

Message #102 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date BBlast murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 2:34pm >I made this dish last night. Worked great..chicken was very >cooperative. So tell us Bill......Just how often do ya play with yer chicken? -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #102 • Back to Topics

Message #103 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date murphy brown Rob Reed   Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 2:53pm >So tell us Bill......Just how often do ya play with yer >chicken? He's on the internet (daily), like me. Does that question even need to be asked? -------------------------------------------------------- "Treat the Earth not as if it was given to you by your parents, but as if it was lent to you by your children." - Kenyan Proverb "The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that do not have it." - George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #103 • Back to Topics

Message #104 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date ALL Robert Jones   Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 4:29pm >> >>Have they tried to tell the chicken to kegel? Kegel???? ??? I doubt it, I don't even think they could pronounce it. > >Hahahahahaha! You are sooooooooo bad! You???? Who? Me or Bill? -------------------------------------------------------- Friends are the best collectibles -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #104 • Back to Topics

Message #105 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date BBlast Robert Jones   Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 4:32pm What the heck is a kegel???? -------------------------------------------------------- Friends are the best collectibles -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #105 • Back to Topics

Message #106 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Robert Jones Robert Jones   Re: Drunken chicken 4/23/03, 4:36pm Nevermind, I figured it out. -------------------------------------------------------- Friends are the best collectibles -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #106 • Back to Topics

Message #107 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date murphy brown BBlast Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 3:56am >>I made this dish last night. Worked great..chicken was very >>cooperative. > >So tell us Bill......Just how often do ya play with yer >chicken? Why, I choke my chicken just as often as I can! -------------------------------------------------------- "All human arrogance and ego can be expressed in two words. 'You Should'. " - Eat at BBlast's - - Home of the California Brisket Sandwich! www.signatureclaims.net -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #107 • Back to Topics

Message #108 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Rob Reed murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 1:32pm >>So tell us Bill......Just how often do ya play with yer >>chicken? > >He's on the internet (daily), like me. Does that question >even need to be asked? I think that assumes a fact not in evidence. -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #108 • Back to Topics

Message #109 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Robert Jones murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 1:32pm > >>> >>>Have they tried to tell the chicken to kegel? > > > >Kegel???? ??? I doubt it, I don't even think they could >pronounce it. > > > > >> >>Hahahahahaha! You are sooooooooo bad! > > >You???? Who? Me or Bill? > All of you! LOL! -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #109 • Back to Topics

Message #110 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Robert Jones murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 1:33pm >What the heck is a kegel???? Okey dokey...I'm gonna sit back and just read this answer! -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #110 • Back to Topics

Message #111 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date BBlast murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 1:35pm >>>I made this dish last night. Worked great..chicken was very >>>cooperative. >> >>So tell us Bill......Just how often do ya play with yer >>chicken? > >Why, I choke my chicken just as often as I can! THUD! Um er so ...oh I just can't ask. LOL! -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #111 • Back to Topics

Message #112 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Robert Jones Rob Reed   Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 6:18pm >What the heck is a kegel???? I saw that you figured it out... and that Murphy can't wait for the response... Well, no dirty response here... I was simply going to say: Pretend you have a tail. Now, try and wag it. -------------------------------------------------------- "Treat the Earth not as if it was given to you by your parents, but as if it was lent to you by your children." - Kenyan Proverb "The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that do not have it." - George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #112 • Back to Topics

Message #113 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date murphy brown Rob Reed   Re: Drunken chicken 4/24/03, 6:19pm >I think that assumes a fact not in evidence. What... whether Mr. BBlast has a penis or not? Since his last name is not Bobbitt, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. LOL... -------------------------------------------------------- "Treat the Earth not as if it was given to you by your parents, but as if it was lent to you by your children." - Kenyan Proverb "The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that do not have it." - George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #113 • Back to Topics

Message #114 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Rob Reed murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/25/03, 7:04am >>What the heck is a kegel???? > >I saw that you figured it out... and that Murphy can't wait >for the response... > >Well, no dirty response here... > >I was simply going to say: Pretend you have a tail. Now, try >and wag it. Here read this...I think you are off by a couple inches..... http://www.mckinley.uiuc.edu/health-info/womenhlt/k egel.html -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #114 • Back to Topics

Message #115 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Rob Reed murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/25/03, 7:05am >>I think that assumes a fact not in evidence. > >What... whether Mr. BBlast has a penis or not? Since his >last name is not Bobbitt, I'll give him the benefit of the >doubt on that one. LOL... No...that he spends his time in the same URLs you do SA! Hehehehe -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #115 • Back to Topics

Message #116 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date murphy brown Larry Levy   Re: Drunken chicken 4/25/03, 10:02am >I think that assumes a fact not in evidence. Boy, can you tell she's married to a lawyer! -------------------------------------------------------- " I lift up mine eyes to the hills, whence cometh my help.", Psalm 121 -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #116 • Back to Topics

Message #117 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Larry Levy murphy brown   Re: Drunken chicken 4/25/03, 4:19pm >>I think that assumes a fact not in evidence. > >Boy, can you tell she's married to a lawyer! LOL! Just some things stick with me...but I'm not always sure I use them properly. -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #117 • Back to Topics

Message #118 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date murphy brown Rob Reed   Re: Drunken chicken 4/27/03, 12:08pm >Here read this...I think you are off by a couple inches..... > >http://www.mckinley.uiuc.edu/health-info/womenhlt/k egel.html No... I'm right there... did you try and wag your tail? The "kegel" is the "art" (?) of clenching the pelvic floor muscles... right in the area between the "privates" and the anus. With guys, I don't even need to refer to a tail, really. Simply try and shake your soldier without your hands... you're kegelling! Neat! Perfect subject for the cooking area. "Would you a side of kegel with that brisket, Sir?" -------------------------------------------------------- "Treat the Earth not as if it was given to you by your parents, but as if it was lent to you by your children." - Kenyan Proverb "The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that do not have it." - George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #118 • Back to Topics

Message #119 of 2744  *NEW* To From Subject Date Rob Reed murphy brown   Desserts....... 4/28/03, 1:18pm >No... I'm right there... did you try and wag your tail? > >The "kegel" is the "art" (?) of clenching the pelvic floor >muscles... right in the area between the "privates" and the >anus. > >With guys, I don't even need to refer to a tail, really. >Simply try and shake your soldier without your hands... you're >kegelling! > >Neat! > >Perfect subject for the cooking area. > >"Would you a side of kegel with that brisket, Sir?" Um........oh never mind. LOL! -------------------------------------------------------- "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" -------------------------------------------------------- • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #119 • Back to Topics

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