"e-I RECENTLY picked a new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said that I was doing "fairly well" for my age.A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him: "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked: "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh, no", I replied. "I've never done any of them."
Then he asked: "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said: "No; I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf/sailing/ballooning/motorcycling/rock climbing?"
"No I don't," I said.
He said: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?
"No", I said. "I've never done any of those things."
Finally he looked at me and shouted: "Then why do you care if you live to be 80?"-quote&
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