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Thomas Canty
The French Dog
1/27/06, 2:09am
The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi's using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"

A British gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. _And now_, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the bloody window.

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Larry Levy  
Re: The French Dog
1/27/06, 12:43pm
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LOL!!!! Classic!

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Re: The French Dog
1/28/06, 1:01am
ROFLOL

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