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The Sermon
10/12/06, 6:47am
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead;

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead;

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead;

Fourth worm in good clean soil - - - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

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Larry Levy  
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10/12/06, 8:19am
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Cute!!!

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Marie Reed  
Re: The Sermon
10/18/06, 8:13pm
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LOL!

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saundrabeach  
Re: The Sermon
10/31/06, 9:39am
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Another good one...Keep them coming.

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Robert Jones  
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11/15/06, 10:52pm

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