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Golden Shower
11/15/06, 12:56pm
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is
met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have
you been all night?" she demands."At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The
Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden
floor, the works, even the urinal's are gold!"The wife still doesn't believe his
story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town
called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's
story."Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the
phone."Yes it is," bartender answers."Do you have huge golden doors?""Sure
do.""Do you have golden floors?""Most certainly do.""What about golden
urinals?"There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey,
Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!"

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