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5 Most Important Questions
1/8/07, 10:51pm
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> Subject: WORLD'S 5 MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!
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> > This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the 5
> > most important questions in the world:
> >
> > Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
> > A: It's Braille for "suck here".
> >
> > Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> > A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
> >
> > Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
> >
> > Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
> > A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
> > they take your house and car with them.
> >
> > Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
> > A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
> >
> > Now, you know everything you need to know!
> >
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