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Who Has It The Roughest?
1/24/07, 2:47pm
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> A priest and a rabbi are seated together on a plane. After a while,the
> priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your
> faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of
our beliefs."
>
> The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi
> replies, "Yes, on one occasion, I did succumb to temptation and tasted a
> ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his
reading.
>
> A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still
a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied,
"Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith. The rabbi
> then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the
flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke
with my faith."
>
> The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes
> and then he said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

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