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1/30/07, 1:05pm
>"God Bless Mother's Who Drugged Us!"
>The other day, at the local hangout over coffee the old men were
>talking...meanwhile, one of them was reading an article in the towns
>newspaper that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in
>the adjoining county and he asked a rhetorical question, "Why didn't we
>have a drug problem when we were growing up?"
>One guy replied: "I had a drug problem when I was young;
>I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
>I was drug to church for funerals and weddings.
>I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather
>I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
>I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents,told a lie,
>brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of
>the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in
>everything that was asked of me.
>I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if a
>uttered a profane four-lettered word.
>I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and
>cockle-burrs out dad's fields.
>I was drug to the homes of family, friends and neighbors to help out some
>poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop
>some firewood; and , if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime
>as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.
>Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in
>everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger then cocaine, crack,
>or heroin; and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, the USA
>would be a better place........

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