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California Drinking Rule
2/15/07, 3:37pm
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> California Drinking Rule
>
> A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
> out
> his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
> are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into
> the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
> He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
>
> drink out of the same glass twice either."
>
> A California girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and dri! nks it,
> throws her glass into the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the Mexican and
> the
> Iraqi, catches her glass and says, "In America we have so many illegal
> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
>
> God Bless America
>
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