> California Drinking Rule > > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls > out > his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses > are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." > > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass > into > the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. > He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to > > drink out of the same glass twice either." > > A California girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and dri! nks it, > throws her glass into the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the Mexican and > the > Iraqi, catches her glass and says, "In America we have so many illegal > Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." > > God Bless America > > ________________________________________________________________-------------------------------------------------------- TREAT OTHERS LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED WELCOME EACH NEW DAY! Just When Your Children Are Fit To Live With, They Are Living With Someone Else! --------------------------------------------------------
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