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saundrabeach  
Brokeback Mountain Lady
2/23/07, 11:35am
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> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
> determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
> placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for
> the
> job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
> decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around
> the house than the drunk.
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
> lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch
> was doing very well.
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job,
> and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
> heels."
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
> He returned around 2:30 AM, and upon entering the room, he found the
> rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for
> him.
> She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off,"
> she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
> "Now take off my boots."
> He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
> "Now take off my socks."
> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
> "Now take off my skirt."
> He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
> "Now take off my bra."
> Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
> floor.
> Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town
> again, you're fired.

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady
2/23/07, 11:53am
Im' chuckling to myself

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Lady
2/23/07, 1:27pm
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LOL!!! That is a good one!

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