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Power of Suggestion
3/3/07, 1:06pm
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> A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've
been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
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> "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
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> His wife replies, "Sandy referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand
> in front of a mirror, stare at myself -- and repeat 'I do not have a
> headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache'. And
> -- It worked, the headaches are all gone!"
> The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>
> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
> fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
> hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
> The husband agrees to try it.
>
> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
> picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on
> the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the
> bathroom and comes back a few minutes later -- and jumps into bed and makes
passionate love to his wife like never before.
> His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
>
> The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes
> back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the
first time.
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> The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again
> says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the
> bathroom.
>
> This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
> sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not
> my wife. She's not my wife!"
>
> His funeral services will be held on Monday.
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