> > BABY'S FIRST EXAMINATION!!! > > This made me laugh out loud.. I hope it will bring a smile...... > A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the > doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being > a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? > > "Breast-fed,"she replied. > > "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. > She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both > breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is > underweight. You don't have any milk." > > "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > >
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