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Baby's First Exam
3/3/07, 7:49pm
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> BABY'S FIRST EXAMINATION!!!
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> This made me laugh out loud.. I hope it will bring a smile......
> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
> The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
> a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
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> "Breast-fed,"she replied.
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> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
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> Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is
> underweight. You don't have any milk."
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> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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3/4/07, 9:59am
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LOL!!!!! Good one!

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