Just told to me, so I wil try to reconstruct...A Rabbi was driving alone on a sunny day when all of the sudden he heard a terrible car crash ahead of him. Traffic stopped.
The Rabbi got out of his vehicle and ran up to the scene.
The Police were already there and they called out "Is there a Priest in the crowd?" with a bull horn type microphone.
There was dead silence. No one came forth...
So all of the sudden the Rabbi thought hummm, I have to help.
So he went forward to the policeman and said "maybe I can help..." The policeman said "well, this man is dying, and he asked for a priest, as he is Catholic."
After but a few moments of deep thought...the Rabbi said,"well maybe I can try to fill in, as I do live by a Catholic church and often I can hear them."
So the man looked worse, the policeman thought, better than nothing for this man. So he told the Rabbi to give it a try.
Then the Rabbi took a big sigh, knelt down by the man, gave him the sign of the cross on his forehead and began...B-3, I-19, N-30, G-40, O my goodness...
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