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Randy Edwards  
Guts or Balls
12/19/07, 9:57am
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Medically Speaking the Difference Between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately
result in death.


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Life is great..........Randy

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