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Message #730 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date All Larry Levy   Chuck Norris Facts 3/3/08, 3:12pm Chuck Norris Facts: Brett Favre can throw a football over 100 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. -------------------------------------------------------- " I lift up mine eyes to the hills, whence cometh my help.", Psalm 121 -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #730 • Back to Topics

Message #731 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date Larry Levy drrubb Re: Chuck Norris Facts 3/4/08, 6:59pm Good stuff Larry! I enjoyed that! • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #731 • Back to Topics

Message #732 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date Larry Levy Robert Jones   Re: Chuck Norris Facts 3/6/08, 12:31am > >When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his >closet for Chuck Norris. Soooo??? Chuck is in the closet??? -------------------------------------------------------- Friends are the best collectibles -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #732 • Back to Topics

Message #733 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date Robert Jones Larry Levy   Re: Chuck Norris Facts 3/6/08, 8:41am >> >>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his >>closet for Chuck Norris. > > >Soooo??? Chuck is in the closet??? > I'm not looking!!!! Be my guest! -------------------------------------------------------- " I lift up mine eyes to the hills, whence cometh my help.", Psalm 121 -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #733 • Back to Topics

Message #734 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date Larry Levy vicki   Re: Chuck Norris Facts 4/7/08, 5:31am I love these...... my son & his friends tell these to me all the time. Thanks for sharing! -------------------------------------------------------- Do or do not. There is no try. ---Yoda -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #734 • Back to Topics

Message #735 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date vicki Larry Levy   Re: Chuck Norris Facts 4/7/08, 8:53am >I love these...... my son & his friends tell these to me all >the time. Thanks for sharing! My pleasure. They cracked me up. Does he have any more? -------------------------------------------------------- " I lift up mine eyes to the hills, whence cometh my help.", Psalm 121 -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #735 • Back to Topics

Message #736 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date Larry Levy vicki   Re: Chuck Norris Facts 4/24/08, 6:30am http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ here is the website he gets them from -------------------------------------------------------- Do or do not. There is no try. ---Yoda -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #736 • Back to Topics

Message #737 of 743  *NEW* To From Subject Date vicki Larry Levy   Re: Chuck Norris Facts 4/24/08, 9:45am Great stuff!!!! Thanks! -------------------------------------------------------- " I lift up mine eyes to the hills, whence cometh my help.", Psalm 121 -------------------------------------------------------- • Previous Topic • Next Topic • Reply to Msg #737 • Back to Topics

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