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Larry Levy  
Chuck Norris Facts
3/3/08, 3:12pm
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Chuck Norris Facts:

Brett Favre can throw a football over 100 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnít lifting himself up, heís pushing the Earth down.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
3/4/08, 6:59pm
Good stuff Larry! I enjoyed that!

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
3/6/08, 12:31am
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>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his
>closet for Chuck Norris.


Soooo??? Chuck is in the closet???

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
3/6/08, 8:41am
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>>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his
>>closet for Chuck Norris.
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>Soooo??? Chuck is in the closet???
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I'm not looking!!!! Be my guest!

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4/7/08, 5:31am
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I love these...... my son & his friends tell these to me all the time. Thanks for sharing!

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4/7/08, 8:53am
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>I love these...... my son & his friends tell these to me all
>the time. Thanks for sharing!

My pleasure. They cracked me up.

Does he have any more?

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4/24/08, 6:30am
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http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/

here is the website he gets them from

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4/24/08, 9:45am
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Great stuff!!!!

Thanks!

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