I saw that... too bad... lemme check fark.com for the text that was written by the guy...
Surveillance video of my soon-to-be-ex-wife in a car (co-starring her married boyfired.
Starting bid: US $25.00
Time left: 3 days 17 hours
Start TIme: Jul 01-2004
Quantity: 440 available
Item location: Langhorne, PA
Seller Information: toonman2
positive Feedback: 98.6%
Description: VHS home movie
OK, this tape is not very clear or titillating. I honestly have not looked at it myself. It was taken by a private investigator who has been a friend of the family since before I was born. He took pity on me and did this work, when my wife, who for five years refused to go to counseling, and for three years after that refused to amicably divorce, and who at the time of the taping suggested that I continue to work my three jobs, buy a trailer and live in the backyard, (I need to take a breath, and I apologize to you English majors for the run-on sentence) began having an affair with a married man with whom she worked. She respected this man. She said, "All he needs is sex and to be fed to be happy, I can make a man like that happy" And she did. She would take food out of our freezer, go grocery shopping, look up flan recipes on the internet so she could cook him lunch at work. I would come home from work at 9:30 PM many days to find that she had not fed our children dinner. "He is a REAL MAN--he won't leave his wife, he just cheats on her. Why couldn't YOU be like HIM?" I thought confronting her with the knowledge of this affair would shame her and she would agree to the divorce. To that she replied, "We are Latin, we cannot control ourselves."
Did I mention that the tape was shot in broad daylight, around 3:30 PM, in the parking lot of the neighborhood fitness center, which was right around the corner from where I was working. She was supposed to be picking-up my daughter from preschool, but at around the time she began the gym membership, her arrival time at preschool became later and later, My first suspicion was that after two months of every day at the gym, her ass was not getting smaller and smaller. Her behavior was even observed by a parent from the kids' school.
From what my private Dick reports, he could plainly see they were "doing the deed", but that he wasn't very close when he shot the video and the footage is fuzzy. I do not believe you can identify either of them, so I do not think I am doing anything illegal. (I guess if you are reading this, Ebay agrees). I need to raise $6,000 to retain a new lawyer, and thought this might get me on my way. I am selling the one and only copy I have, as I have been told it is not going to help in my legal case. (NOTE: I HAVE BEEN ADVISED THAT I OWN THE TAPE, AND THAT I MAY SELL MULTIPLE COPIES,SO RATHER THAN TRY TO GET SOMEONE TO PAY $6,000 FOR THE ONE COPY (which I never really thought would happen) I AM LISTING 440 COPIES FOR SALE AT $25 EACH.
THE ADDITIONAL $5000 WILL GO FOR A PRIVATE PSYCHOLOGIST TO WORK ON MY BEHALF THAT MY PROSPECTIVE ATTORNEY HAS RECOMMENDED I DO. I WILL FURNISH ALL BUYERS WITH COPIES OF BOTH RETAINERS.) If this doesn't work I hope at least I can amuse some people with my story. Even I must admit it's funny!
Thank you for listening and for bidding.
Thought I'd share some of the kind words a few of you have sent. Thank you all so much for listening. Keep those emails coming!
I just wanted to tell you that I am so sorry for what you must be going through. I'm going through the same thing with my soon-to-be-ex although I don't have the kind of proof you do. I'm told on a regular basis that I'm being "paranoid". I hope that you get the $6,000 that you're looking for and that eventually you will find happiness....Best of luck to you.
u have probably had loads of well done mate emails but i just had to write and tell you i think your better off without her and dont you forward the item on to her lololol
et al. couple other "emails"
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