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Rob Reed  
Robin Williams for President
10/17/06, 9:32am
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Forwarded from my mom (thanks, Mom!)

The Plan!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams ......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace el se. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

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10/18/06, 8:16am
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Hi, Rob,

I've seen that before! I love it!

Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Robin Williams for President
10/18/06, 11:15am
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Welcome son. I found it funny as I love Robin Williams and I would vote for him just because. Maybe if we could laugh more, we would make war less... Well I can dream and be "dovelike" hoping for World Peace.

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Re: Robin Williams for President
10/24/06, 5:22am
Now that is a solid campaign. I would definately vote for him. We don't need the United Nations in my opinion. They are a waste of time. The only thing I would add is that we need to become far less dependent on oil & devise other ways to run our vehicles that is more cost effective. Of course, don't let the greedy oil tycoons hear you say that. The only thing that sucks about Robin Williams is that he is a Yankees fan, like about half of all the other celebrities.

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Larry Levy  
Re: Robin Williams for President
10/24/06, 8:24am
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>Now that is a solid campaign. I would definately vote for him.
>We don't need the United Nations in my opinion. They are a
>waste of time. The only thing I would add is that we need to
>become far less dependent on oil & devise other ways to run
>our vehicles that is more cost effective. Of course, don't let
>the greedy oil tycoons hear you say that. The only thing that
>sucks about Robin Williams is that he is a Yankees fan, like
>about half of all the other celebrities.

An actor for President??? Never happen...Oh wait...

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Re: Robin Williams for President
10/28/06, 9:45pm
He would loose my vote on #6. I remain adamantly opposed to tampering with ANWR. I hope we develop alternate energy before we feel the need to extract that oil from that area. The cost to the environment is too extreme. The price of that oil is so much more than the monetary savings. I wish the world could forget that it is there.

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