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Robert Jones  
Jolly Larry (Scourge)
6/4/08, 11:49am (Last Edited: 6/4/08, 11:52am)
Arrgggghhhhh! That Blackbeard is a gnarley one …. The scurvey of the sea if you ask me …. as worthless as pond scum. The wake of his ship laps against the shores of despair as he leaves looted, pillaged provinces, burned out shells of stadiums, children crying in the streets and the occasional extremely satisfied woman in his wake. Rumor ‘as it that he has dipped into Chipper Jones’ Locker and they all gather about prior to their raids and the rum flows as freely as Steinbrenner’s money. I ‘ere that he may be low on gun powder for ‘is cannons because Chipper and Lance ‘ave modified one of the big guns to fire baseballs as a pitching machine and Chipper and Lance have exceeded their rations of gun powder taking turns taking batting practice. I ‘ave also heard it whispered that Chipper and Lance and that scurvey laden Phillips will steal ole Blackbeard’s peg leg and use it as a baseball bat. I ‘ere that Blackbeard threatened to ‘ave Brandon strung up ‘cause he shaved down the peg leg near the knob on the end so he could grip it better …. and Martinez smeared pine tar all over poor Edwin’s peg leg.

I ‘ear ‘em in me night mares singing “Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!” Some of you mates need to bring an end to the reign of the Jolly Roger or the Jolly Larry as we call it in these parts. The blimey flag hangs above the horizon and blots out the bloody sun…..Arrgghhhhh!

It has been said that if the winds are favorable and he is not Lugging Londoners or trading with Dragons that he has been known to entertain a group of naughty RN's on his ship in and around Baltimore Harbor while blaring out Jimmy Buffett music on his ship's loud speaker.

The Jolly Larry has cast its damnable shadow on the beaches of places as diverse as Baltimore, Carey Ranch, D’Rubsville, Los Angeles, London, Las Vegas (What the ‘ell!!???), Hawaii, Panama City Beach …. Not even the Rip Tide can stymie the progress of that damnable scourge, even a band of galactic heroes have fallen short of bringing down the scourge of that Jolly Larry.

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Robert Jones  
Re: Jolly Larry (Scourge)
6/4/08, 11:55am
You Brits have done afore .... when you brought down the bloody Bismarck. We the members of the Beaumont League need you to save the world again.

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Robert Jones  
Re: Jolly Larry (Scourge)
6/4/08, 11:53pm
BTW Larry Levy...the above was directed to Larry Callaway not Larry Levy...Sorry if I confused you

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Larry Levy  
Re: Jolly Larry (Scourge)
6/5/08, 8:32am
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>BTW Larry Levy...the above was directed to Larry Callaway not
>Larry Levy...Sorry if I confused you

That's ok, I'm often confused

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