>Up to now my attention has been affixed on general Discussion,
>Politics etc., well yall dont talk about Man. United,
>Beckham---err- real Madrid( Madreed)., well thats how they
>pronounce it, named after me and my Sons.
>Anyway, tonight I decided to take " a Peek" at the "sports
>section", Wherein I found my Son attacking his heritage, us
>Brits. brought Civilization to the World, we "Never threw
>away" an important commodity, such as Tea"., we were nice to
>people,well, most of the time,We gave the world "The Beatles,
>Twiggy, Mini- Skirts, William S., not to forget Winston, even
>Benny Hill., and Monty.(the Snake).
>As for the braves, any teams fans who travel to the opposing
>teams stadium, therein upon taking a lead, they "whip out"
>Tomahawk facsimiles", and make "weird" noises, I witnessed
>this at DODGER Stadium, how rude of them.
>If they did that at yankee Stadium, they would have gotten a
>"thoroughly good Arse Whooping".
>Also, any team owner who "slept " with "Hanoi Jane" must have
>"the clap" for life., it was quite prevalent in Vietnamese
>circles (circa. 60s-70s), as for me well, I got lucky, as I
>always do., then again Jane would not have liked me, well that
>She could behave that way "only in America".
>As for Sheffield, well "the malcontent" is good as long as his
>team is winning, wait for the "downhill spiral", he will "sulk
>if he does not get his ice cream with extra sprinkles."
>As for Cox, he spits too much, possibly in the direction of
>his pitching coach, who has to "twitch, to avoid the
>splatter", it's a wonder his hat does not fall off more often.
>As for you
>florida Guys, you are "A, OK", you too Baltimore